Woke the fuck up at 5:30 so I could get my life together long enough to go to fucking yoga flow* at 6:30 because my boss decided to schedule all of our AV meetings at 7:15 otherwise known at in the middle of power yoga** only for the fucking instructor to not show up.
It’s not like I use the free rec center yoga class in place of expensive physical therapy for my back.
You’ve disappointed me for the last time, General.
*all about the flow from pose to pose - great for beginners
**all about balance and core strength - you know, the things you need to help with L5 and S1 slipped discs.