February 2012
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“He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
tercelle:
victoryjobs:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
OMG YES I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YES
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louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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love where I work
I love where I work.
I love where I work.
I love where I work.
I love where I work.
I love where I work.
I love where I work.
I love where I work.
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You. Opened up to me. Baby.
If you send me one more god damned text before I have a chance to respond I’ll shove my foot up your ass.
person: so what're you doing after you graduate
me: i'm gonna steal the declaration of independence
You are sending me mixed signals like a little bitch.
I need to stop saying:
I mean
lol
hahaha
but really
so yeah
like
(:
It makes me sound like I’m 5 not like I’m the sexy seductive girl I am (on the inside).
I made the mistake of telling the people I work with that I hate having my knees pinched. I got chased around behind the counter by Matt and Jonah.
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I found out that I don’t have to miss evening rehearsal at Gold for Saturday.
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